authoritah:

my-infant-tongue:

igotsomeapples:

Perhaps not Eric, though. I’m not sure what he’d do without his mum. 

Eric is a mother’s boy. He’d probably go insane without her. If he were to leave, he’d probably take her with him.

I am NO mother’s boy.

Honestley Eric, do you even know how to use an oven? 

my-infant-tongue:

igotsomeapples:

my-infant-tongue:

igotsomeapples:

Boy, just got back from rehabilitation camp again.
I don’t know why my parents keep sending me to these things. 

Rehabilitation camp? Why in God’s name would you need to be sent to a rehabilitation camp? You are not on drugs, are you?

Oh gee, no! My parents found me singing to Nicki Minaj and thought I was possessed by some sort of demon or somthin’- I nearly drowned in Holy Water. 

Please forgive me for saying so, but your parents are rather peculiar.

Well I don’t really know anyone here who has normal parents, and my ma’am said they just do it ‘cause they love me… I am sorta looking forward to leaving home, though.